Why did the French mushroom win the race
because he was a born champignon
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever
and then i checked their names
they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS
(Source: mangocarta, via ketchuppee)
"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"
her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.
U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive
(Source: toukos, via thatgurlkarlay)